Phone Sex (explicit)

INterviews coverOne of my works-in-progress, Rebecca: An Oral History of a Former Porn Star, follows my core character Christy into adulthood and the part-time job she chooses to bring in extra money as a single mom.

As the title implies, the book will be structured as a fictitious oral history, culling blurbs from invented interviews and articles together into a narrative.

I’ve published several unedited “interviews” in a short book entitled Interviews With A Porn Star. This article does NOT appear in that collection. (For more on that book, scroll to the bottom of this post.) 

Here’s one of the short blurbs I’ve written in Christy’s voice, where Christy talks about how, while she may have quit doing shoots, her pictures were still being published in new magazines after Rebecca’s “retirement.”


…There was a [magazine] layout of mine while I was raising Maura, one of those ones that [photographer] Gerry sold from the enlarged movie frames… and on the last page before the centerfold, in these big red and yellow letters across the picture:

“Cum with Rebecca! Call Rebecca and hear her get off FOR YOU!!”

“For you” in big all caps with two exclamation points afterwards, and then some 900 number. And of course, in teeny tiny small print at the bottom,

Calls cost two-ninety-five for the first minute and fifty cents a minute for each additional minute.

hqdefaultAnd of course the first thing I thought was “Holy… crap! I thought I was DONE with this. Bad enough that I need the money from Gerry selling old pictures and that they’re still going out there, but what? Now I’ve gotta do phone sex?”

So when I got home, I was actually about to call Gerry, but before I could, Kath called me and asked me what was up, and of course, since I’ve got this magazine in my hands, I told her. [weepy voice] “Now I’ve gotta do phone sex, Kath!”

And she goes [calm voice] “Sis: how long has the magazine been out? Don’t you think if you had to do that that maybe Gerry would have warned you by now, or that you might have had someone call you?”

“So who’s doing it? Someone’s impersonating me?” [laughs] Seriously, I didn’t know what upset me more: when I panicked and thought I was gonna have to do it, or when I figured out that they had someone else doing it and pretending to be me… well, pretending to be Rebecca. [laughs] I was the only one who was allowed to pretend to be Rebecca. You know?

Anyway… Kath and me got off the phone, and I was getting lunch, thinking about all this, and I swear, just as I was thinking “You know, maybe I should call the number and see what’s up,” the phone rang again and it was Kath, and she was laughing so hard she was almost crying. “Sis, sis… I’m sorry, but… you gotta call that number, Chris!”

So I called and it was just… it was a tape, and it was just ridiculous. First of all, the girl sounded nothing like me, thank God. [makes her voice low and breathy and dramatic]  “Hiiiiii. Iiiiii’m Rebecca, from College Cuties magazine, and there’s nothing that gets me hotter than fingering my tight juicy pussy while a guy listens in on the phone. Do you wanna hear me cum? Maybe we can cum together…”

You know? Just… it went on and on and on… it was probably the most… unsexy, retarded ten minutes that I ever spent on the phone. And I just… I finally had to hang up.

I have no idea if she ever even got herself off. She certainly didn’t get me off.


INterviews coverInterviews With A Porn Star by Max Harrick Shenk…

…gathers five unedited “interviews” (not including this one) which will serve as the raw material for the upcoming novel Rebecca: An Oral History Of A Former Porn Star

For more information on this book, click here.

 

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